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The Daily Pacifier T Shirt

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$20.00 USD

This item is handmade

Here at Totally Rotten, we've always loved standing in the checkout line at the grocery store for one reason... the tabloids, AKA The Lowest Fucking Form of Writing in History, so poorly written that they make Mein Kampf look like Shakespeare. Why read about politics, philosophy, or economics when you can obsess about which grade-Z celebrity is getting out of rehab? Does Brad still love Jen? DOES HE??? To read the covers of these tabloids is to realize that you have much more worth as a human being than the average American.

This shirt has it all... plastic surgery, Kardashians exploiting their children, and, yes, the Royal Family, those utterly useless, vapid bloodsuckers. By the way, is that a baby bump on Kate?

If you're as sick of this shit as we are, you'll love The Daily Pacifier T-shirt. Like all Totally Rotten T-shirts, we use only the finest ringspun cotton, because we believe that a shirt shouldn't only look good, it should feel good.

White T-shirts available in Adult Unisex S, M, L, and XL.

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Estimated arrival
Apr 22 - Apr 24

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