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Whiny Bitch
Whiny Bitch
Whiny Bitch

Whiny Bitch

$15.00 USD

Product Details

This item is handmade

Material: Plant based oils

Unfortunately, whiny bitches exist. They come in all shapes, sizes, & genders. They can be found everywhere, but mainly during errands, at home, & especially at work! The most effective way to cope with a whiny bitch is by using Whiny Bitch to create a happiness shield. The second best way is to drink adult beverages until you become a whiny bitch yourself.

Ingredients: Olive Oil, an unpalatable Moscato Rosé, Alkanet infused Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, & Mango Butter.

Essential Oils of: Rose Absolute, Frankincense, Palmarosa, & Lime.

Handmade in Woodstock, IL

*Colors and patterns may vary.

**Common sense tells me not to use dark naturally colored soaps with light colored washcloths or to allow the soap to sit in standing water. You should use this same thought process. 

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Deliver to United States
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Apr 01 - Apr 04
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$15.00 USD
Estimated arrival
Mar 30 - Apr 02
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