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Charlie Don't Surf Manson T Shirt

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$30.00 USD

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Do you love the smell of napalm in the morning? That one-of-a-kind scent which can only be achieved by overwhelming force against a largely civilian population?  Ah, it smells like... family. The Manson Family, that is, because here's everyone's favorite batshit crazy uncle, Charles Manson, catching a cool wave. You can almost hear Squeaky and Tex on the beach, cooking up some hot dogs, singing Helter Skelter, and doing... unspeakable things.

Now you can be the first person on your block to get the best Charles Manson shirt in the history of everything. Like all Totally Rotten T-shirts, we use only the finest ringspun cotton, because fuck shitty quality, scratchy shirts which break apart after a couple of washes. This shirt will quickly make you the coolest person in town... hell, your neighbors will be so impressed that they'll probably get brand new, state-of-the-art locks on their doors!

Black T-shirts available in Unisex Adult S, M, L, and XL.

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Apr 22 - Apr 24

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