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I Heart My Prison Bitch T Shirt

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$25.00 USD

This item is handmade

Ever have that weird feeling deep down inside? You get butterflies in your stomach, you start to sweat, and depending on what sex you are, weird things start happening below the belt-line...

It's a little thing called love, and what normally happens right after you feel it is that your lover rats you out to the warden in exchange for a Twinkie and a half-hour of extra yard time. It's the way prison works, and it's the reason you're spending your days whittling a toothbrush into a shiv so that you can taste sweet, sweet revenge.

With the newest Totally Rotten design, everyone in your cell block will marvel at your taste in only the highest quality, ringspun cotton T-shirts, and they'll probably ask you, "How the fuck did you manage to sneak that in here, and why aren't the guards clubbing you over the head for wearing non-regulation clothes? Oh, never mind, here they come."

Black T-shirts available in Adult Unisex S, M, L, and XL.

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