This item is handmade
Tired of hearing commercials about boner pills, foot fungus treatments, and Gullible Consumer Syndrome? You have important issues to address, like those voices which tell you to kill Kirk Cameron before he steals your essence and sells it to the lizard people.
So put on your tinfoil cap, and rush out to get the only T-shirt which tells everyone what you really need to ask your doctor about. As always, we use only the finest ringspun cotton, because who wants a shirt which will fall apart as you're scaling the walls of Kirk Cameron's house? Mr. Cameron will marvel at the softness of your clothing as you force him to sing entire Slayer albums in his underwear.
Black T-shirts available in Adult S, M, L, and XL.