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Everybody loves Milwaukee's Best... not the hipster beer, but the Captain of Cannibalism himself, Jeffrey Dahmer!
According to legend, old Jeffrey had himself a dream of bringing his unique taste in dining to the masses... a family restaurant, where you could drop on by after church, say a kind word to your neighbors, and, like all good Americans, drink the blood of your enemies. The people at Totally Rotten T-Shirts went searching for proof, and in an unexpected, completely not made up, bit of luck, managed to locate a one-of-a-kind, absolutely not fraudulent, restaurant ad which may or may not have designed by Jeffrey while he munched on the forehead of the male prostitute he picked up at The Manhole.
Of course, we feel it is our civic duty to pass on this little bit of Americana, so we've replicated his ad for the newest addition to the Totally Rotten lineup. As always, we use only the finest ringspun cotton, so you will be dressed to impress as you have your in-laws over as... I mean FOR... dinner.
White T-shirts available in Adult Unisex S, M, L, and XL
