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$22.00 USD

This item is handmade

Material: Cotton/Poly


*Shirts made with sublimation ink are professionally pressed into the fibers of the fabric. ***(This option usually requires a bleached design to fully allow the image to be visible since there is no ink for white elements of the design.)

*Shirts that state vinyl are a soft iron-on design. Heat Transfer Vinyl, or HTV, does not require bleaching unless desired.

*Shirts that state screen print are pressed with a professional heat press onto the garment and adheres to the garment surface.

*Shirts that state DTF (direct-to-film transfer) have a very soft hand feel on the garment. It is pressed with a professional heat press and adheres to the garment surface.


*Bleaching is only necessary for a sublimated design when the image is dark and cannot be seen well without a light background, due to no white ink no the design.

*No two shirts will be exactly the same.

*Each one of our bleached t-shirts is hand bleached uniquely and I can not guarantee exactness.

*After the bleaching process is complete each tee is rinsed, washed and dried before shipping out.

*You may specify the bleach pattern you would prefer: for example: scrunch, splatter, diagonal accordion, horizontal accordion, swirl, etc.


*Color may vary with mock ups due to monitor settings

*Brand of shirt used for order is based on availability. Every brand used produces a high quality final product.

*Due to shirt shortage being experienced, the brands may differ, but the brands most often used include:

~Gildan Softstyle, Bella+Canvas, Tultex, Jerzees, and Next Level.

*Tees used are Unisex Adult Sized and the size measurements are just about equivalent among all of them. True-to-size, loose fit.

*Color options will be as inclusive as we can, given the multitude of brands we have to work with during the shirt shortage that is happening currently.

*Of course, if you have specific color options in mind that are not specifically listed on the products page, don’t hesitate to send us a message and we will do our best to accommodate.


*All orders have an expected 10-15 business day turn around time (TAT). Turn around time is determined by quantity of your order, shirt color/size availability and the current orders in my processing queue. For example if you order one shirt - this will more than likely ship within one week. If your order includes multiple shirts this will be closer to the 2 week turn around time.


*Avoid bleach and fabric softeners

*Wash inside out in cold water

*Tumble dry low or hang dry

*Do not iron over the design

*Use mild detergent

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Deliver to United States
Shipping cost
$6.00 USD
Estimated arrival
May 03 - May 09

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